…not God, not a UFO, not even a unicorn. No, I simply saw Colin Farrell, while he was shooting for his new film in
The question is: Who is this Colin Farrell? More precisely, what is he more than a plain, 2-handed, one-hearted being? Maybe a plain, 2-handed, one-hearted
“Look, there’s Colin Farrell!!”-much as you might have expected, it wasn’t some 16-year-old girlie who shouted her lungs out to herald the news, but a very beauish 30-year-old that triggered the chain reaction.
“Where, where??”, desperate voices cried back from the foul that had already gathered to see what the unusually shiny, right-wheeled BMWs were doing in the heart of a medieval city.
“Just there, behind those crew guys…” pointed out some teenager towards a pack of make-up stylists, chefs, film directors, hairdressers, tailors and sound engineers(I must have skipped a few categories for sure) that were protecting him from the wind.
“What’s he doing?? What’s he doing?”, spirits started to heat, when seeing that there was practically little possibility of catching sight of the person envisaged.
“Well, mmmm…he’s having an ice-cream..”, the probably tallest guy, lucky enough to have access to Farrell’s view, explained boastfully.
“Having an ice-cream…echoed several voices from the mob, already starting to imagine several manners of having an ice-cream…”
I refuse to estimate how many people ran to buy ice-cream immediately after freezing in the square to watch the entire performance. I’ll simply pass on to mentioning that THE Colin Farrell finally appeared; and while 30 persons were striving to death to prevent the mob from taking photos, so that the shooting could eventually begin, THE actor finally pronounced his 1-minute reply, condemning to silence more than half of Bruges…
Finally, what Farrell did in
All in all, I am definitely going to watch that film, be it for a gold-incrusted DVD with the Queen’s signature upon it. “No Farrell stuff for me, Sir!”. “No watching considered”, “No praising envisaged”, “No idolizing planned”. And definitely, “No autographs demanded”.